There is only One Theory after all.

Sometimes we in the scientific field have it backwards and I am not talking about the good type of backwards à la kris kross. What I am talking about is all these hypotheses in astrophysics, cosmology and theoretical physics which we then call 'theories' as in plural this although theory* is always one and one's purpose is always companionship, friendship, love. (*self)
~ Wald Wassermann, Physicist