Dark Energy? It's Rainbow Energy!

Not a fan of the name dark energy which means concealed energy for the simple reason that these words elude rather than conclude that the purpose of self - the meaning of life - is love. Perhaps the scientific community could be open to change one's name from dark energy to rainbow energy? Regardless. Not here to complain. Happy with the companionship either way.
~ Wald Wassermann, Physicist and Enfant Terrible of the Scientific Community