Theory is One; Hypotheses are Many.

It is said by some 'apprentices' in the fields of (including but not limited to) astrophysics, biology, theoretical physics and cosmology that, and I quote, 'those who say that there is only one theory of evolution either must misunderstand what the term theory means or greatly underestimate how complicated a theory of evolution is'. This naturally being an erroneous yet forgivable hypothesis which reminds me of something about pearls and swines. Regardless. Truth is that there are not many theories but that there is only one theory but many hypotheses. Now. The meaning of the theory of evolution is that self (theory) is love in action (evolution).
~ Wald Wassermann